Anonymous asked: i have bruises. on places which shall not be named. and i am assuming theyre from times where CERTAIN people pushed me over onto hard floor and i fell like a great hufe attractive fricking mess onto my butt. and overs when i was rather intoxicated and my skirt was doing that cute lil thing where it didnt wanna stay covering my butt and other CERTAIN people felt the need to smack that. tmi i know but i need someone to know my pain.
I did not push you over! I slightly pushed you and your fail just accumulated into you falling down. At least I said sorry. Yeah, you’re skirt was ._. well. You didn’t even care. Don’t say it like I smacked your butt, that wasn’t even me.
Actually, I did. But that was in the morning and I made a slight mistake of not thinking how a persons body is formed and how above the knees, there is always going to be a butt ._. I was tired.
